"When I was younger........ I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I
lost my arms. Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.
Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended..Had
that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. Poured
soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots. The hardest decision was
choosing which Nintendo game to play. Waited behind a door to scare someone,
then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee.
Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed. Used to think that the moon
followed my car. Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it
was a race. Went on the computer just to use Paint. The only thing i had to
take care of was a Tamagotchi. The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible
ones . I used to sing in the shower. (Now? I make life decisions in there now).
Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in
my tummy. Getting a bruised knees heals better than a broken heart. Remember
when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up...what the hell were we
thinking?"
